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His thonged ass catches me off guard at first, but I quickly adopt the technique myself and deliver Super facesits right back at him. It's a hero vs villain ass attack battle -- facesit pins, against the wall stinkfaces, standing ass smothers, figure-4 ass smothers. His villainously thonged cheeks vs my virtuous spandex-clad Super bottom.
But Mr. Leather has greater knowledge of this dark art, and I can barely keep up. He gradually out paces me, until he finally traps me in an inescapable forward facesit pin. I struggle and squirm, I try to throw him off, but it's no use -- his forward sit is just incredibly powerful... He taunts me and mocks my plight, until, at last, he makes me beg him to let me go. How embarrassing!
Ugh. Rocked and humbled, I can do little but watch as he strikes an arrogant victory pose over me..."
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- Hero vs villain facesitting / ass smother battle
- Superman defeated
- Comicbook-esque Superheroic vs Super Villain dialogue
- Pro-style wrestling tone / campy style
Stats: Diablo: 5'6" and 160 lbs. Joe: 5'8" and 160 lbs.
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